use the phone

euphamism for needing to take an immediate, emergency-level wicked, gnarly shit. Originated from an incident where a very distant acquaintance went to a friend's brand new house (they had just moved in,) took their portable house telephone, and christened their basement bathroom by taking a long and very stinky shit while making several long-distance phone calls.
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